I promise I’m not a comic book/super hero[tm] nerd, not that it’s a bad thing. I’ve never owned comic books but last night I was thinking about Superman vs. Spider-Man for some reason.
I think that Superman is the clear winner, he was super duper from the start. Spider-Man on the other hand, he just happened to get bit by a messed up spider. I didn’t consider this a highly weighted factor though. Superman is impervious to all but kryptonite, Spider-Man is way vulnerable.
Batman, though crazy cool with all the gadgets, isn’t even in the running what with no super powers and all.

This is too funny. We have been married 6 years and I had no clue these sorts of thoughts ran through your head.
Oh, also, you were absolutely right. Although I would expect that you would put Batman above the rest because you love gadgets.
UNDERPANTS MAN trumps all superheroes, but there is one who is even bigger than he.
It is SOFA KING! He’s “sofa king, we todd it!”
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Don’t be so quick to count Batman out.
What about the Flash?
The Flash is good but this battle was just between Superman and Spiderman. Perhaps we need a bracket.
Mike