First off, Zinik owes me bacon flavored donuts, the Internet says it, it must be true.

I composed my first recipe the other night and figured I’d share it with you in the hopes that your doctor might hate me as much as mine does.

##Bacon Salad


  • 1lb Pancetta
  • 1lb Virginia Bacon
  • 1lb Peppered Bacon
  • 1lb Canadian Bacon
  • 1lb Apple-Wood Smoked Bacon
  • 1lb Irish Bacon
  • 1lb Slab Bacon
  • 2lb Hog Jowl
  • 1 Bottle reduced fat Bacon Ranch Salad Dressing


  1. Fry each, crispy.
  2. Cut into 1x2 inch rectangles.
  3. Toss in bowl with salad dressing.

Makes 2, snack sized, servings.